Lucky Me

Ok. I don't understand this. 2 pictures, 2 completely different results. Here's my conclusion:

If I've got big round eyes, I'm a woman.

If I've got narrow, "slanty" eyes, I'm an Asian. When I was doing the first time, I was joking with Margie, 'I wouldn't be surprised if I get Yao Ming.' Lo and behold, suckas. Call me prophet Chen.