Check out this site to make your own customized hot dogs. I've played around with it, and these are my favorites.
Hot dog with peanut butter and a barbie doll head
Hot dog with chocolate sauce and buffalo wings.
Hot dog with whipped cream and circus peanuts.
Hot dog with spaghetti-o's and fruit stripe gum.
Hot dog with tartar control gel toothpaste and a barbie doll head.