There has been some talk lately about getting people together to play basketball. So far, nothing's happened, which has caused great sadness to well up within my soul and severe muscular atrophy to overtake my thunder thighs. I don't think the issue is whether or not there people are interested in playing, but with finding a place to play. Does anyone know of a church with a gym or a place that's open to the public where I can showcase my slick silly ankle breaking crossover moves? My ever increasing set of man boobs thank you immensely.